Goodnight Oppo

"Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7) 07/04/2018 at 00:45 • Filed to: shitpost, semi shitpost

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And Happy Fourth to the ‘Muricans here. After the long-winded write-up on driving the 4C, we are now back to regular scheduled programming of questionable quality...

This got Kinja’d and then un-Kinja’d itself. The stylish but basic key of the 4C. Previous owner has managed to delaminate the finish on just one of the buttons. The other key is pristine and I refuse to use it.

There is a small platform on which to place your take-out orders without fear of damaging the paint.

Dat low life

DipodomysDeserti > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 07/04/2018 at 01:07

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Don’t let the Italians know you drink fucking Starbucks. They’ll repo your ride.

Spanfeller is a twat > DipodomysDeserti 07/04/2018 at 01:16

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The damage on the fob isn’t because FCA is shitty, they’re literally allergic to the Mokka Caramel Machiatto with 2% milk and stevia that maybe got into contact with it : It’s a rash.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > DipodomysDeserti 07/04/2018 at 01:17

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Hahaha. I actually don’t, but eat there for a quick breakfast once in a blue moon . See the Philz app right next to it for real coffee

DipodomysDeserti > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 07/04/2018 at 01:37

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Italians frown upon ordering coffee to go. Sit down, have a smoke, let your car cool off because it’ll blow a head gasket if you don’t.

-an Itlalian.

DipodomysDeserti > Spanfeller is a twat 07/04/2018 at 01:39

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Le stigmate

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > DipodomysDeserti 07/04/2018 at 01:42

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I prefer to drink at the coffee shop, sit outdoors and stare at my own car like a pe rv.

Spanfeller is a twat > DipodomysDeserti 07/04/2018 at 01:56

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Spaniards frawn upon ordering coffee to go. You park your barely running citroen or SEAT in the shade, enter a coffee shop, order a “caña” during your lunch break and complain about taxes with the bartender before leaving without sufficient tip.

Then the next morning you wonder why the milk in your coffee tastes odd.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DipodomysDeserti 07/04/2018 at 02:00

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DipodomysDeserti > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 07/04/2018 at 02:04

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Ciao bella!

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 07/04/2018 at 02:13

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Wait, hold on - why’s half of your phone applications written in some sort of Eastern script and the other half in plain English? Did someone just not bother to localize anything? Is it some strange exception (like Safari) where because it’s a brand name it’s not allowed to be localized?

My brain is being thrown for a loop because not everything is in the same language.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 07/04/2018 at 02:23

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Unlike most Anglos...Chan is very likely a master of more than one language . His handle may well give that away.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 07/04/2018 at 02:38

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I won’t flatter myself and claim mastery of any particular language. My iOS is set to “Eastern Script” but all the ‘Murica-based apps retain their ‘Murican names. You’ll see all the apps that are non-English are actually the factory OS functions like “Settings” and “Weather.”

Google Translate is widely used outside the US, so its name got localised.   Safari remains English due to branding, you are correct.

Tapas > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 07/04/2018 at 08:29

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Love the key. I d idn’t realize it was cool too lol

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Tapas 07/04/2018 at 12:19

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Italians can make anything look good.  If you look closely it’s just a re-skinned Fiat key.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/05/2018 at 01:29

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Oh yeah, I’m not Anglo; I’m yellow xD

Textured Soy Protein > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 07/07/2018 at 22:50

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Veggie Grill

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Textured Soy Protein 07/07/2018 at 23:34

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Yea boi!